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liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

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notacatchdonnie:

in the end im not cool or punk or anything i just listen to loud music in an attempt to drown everything else out

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ed-kward:

Don’t fuck with Ed’s love

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hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

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fucked-up-girl-fucked-up-mind:

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

i approve of this message

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drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

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caramelgoddessxo:

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

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maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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cutieking:

muffins-are-ok-i-guess:

pengwhat:

procrastinatorsprovince:

So, erm.. This happened..

Esteban? more like EsteDAMN

I bet his name isn’t the only thing long about him

reblogging for the comment

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